Let me tell you why. Have you guys ever heard of cardslash02? Man, you fags don’t even know what you’re getting into. This loser is so bad at subbing anime, she literally unsubs anime while trying to sub it. That’s right; negative subtitles. When she delays her translations, she unconsciously delays all the anime you watch and love.
About a century ago, Sage Subs proudly subbed some Lupin the Third TV special about mermaids or whatever. That shit was off the hook, right? We fucked it up, but at least it wasn’t painful to watch. Then came the Lupin anime that was about Fujiko being a shit. That was less good, but we subbed it. Things were looking up, because we were finally subbing less bullshit kid’s shows. And then the next Lupin TV special rolled around, and we decided to do that. It was obvious, because we’d been doing a fair bit of Lupin recently, and a lot of the staff liked the series.
…card fucking delayed the translation. Do you want to know how long she delayed the translation? I’m specifically talking about the TV special titled “Touhou Kenbunroku – Another Page”. This TV special aired MORE THAN A FUCKING YEAR AGO. I’VE BEEN ASKED HER TO FUCKING TRANSLATE IT SINCE NOVEMBER OF TWO-THOUSAND AND FUCKING TWELVE! There’s been another TV special since then! I want to do that as well!
If any of you losers were hoping we’d sub either of them, give up. She said she isn’t going to bother, because some other random group got to it first. But now there’s this. And she says she wants to do it. Do you guys think it’s going to happen?
Because I fucking don’t.